officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
  • gleekivan:

    Chris Colfer On… Kissing

    andrewhussiesbosom:

    I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS

    marianmaidenrose:

    fallingaroundagain:

    lupeylycan:

    un-balanc-ed:

    thatwrongthing:

    this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

    that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

    this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

    my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

    what shirt: a nudist au

    (◕‿◕)

    I fall asleep anywhere. I fell asleep on stage once.

    itsalwayssummahsomewhere:

    Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.

    urbanclictionary:

    how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

    lesbianships:

    sonianeverland:

    barbiefett:

    azurite-crystals:

    So lemme get this straight

    Robin Thicke

    image

    this is ok and sexy and fun haha

    Justin Timberlake

    image

    This is ok and artsy and oh wow how modern

    Miley Cyrus

    image

    THIS IS OBSCENE WHAT A SLUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT SHES DOING THIS IS MADDNESS HOW DARE SHE WHAT A SLUT WHAT DOES HER FATHER THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT

    Is this correct?

    reblogging a gain

    Because naked women have to be under a man’s control or else they’re dangerous and scary

    image

    800