It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself
So lemme get this straight
this is ok and sexy and fun haha
This is ok and artsy and oh wow how modern
THIS IS OBSCENE WHAT A SLUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT SHES DOING THIS IS MADDNESS HOW DARE SHE WHAT A SLUT WHAT DOES HER FATHER THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT
Is this correct?
reblogging a gain
Because naked women have to be under a man’s control or else they’re dangerous and scary